So You Think You’re A Booze Buff?

HOW MUCH OF A TRUE BOOZER ARE YOU?:

1.) What is a Tequini?

a.) I have no idea.

b.) A fruit-only martini made with tequila.

c.) A margarita in a martini glass.

d.) A martini made with tequila instead of gin.

2.) Because of how widespread alcohol consumption is, it has sometimes been referred to as…

a.) Magical.

b.) “Universal Language.”

c.) A Peacemaking Device.

d.) The Official Beverage of War Treaties since 1821.

3.) What percentage of Americans has reported use of a Designated Driver?

a.) 62%

b.) 76%

c.) 89%

d.) 100%

4.) You’d never believe it – but a bar was home to the first…

a.) Tolerance Movement Meeting.

b.) Celibacy Movement.

c.) U.S. Marines’ Recruiting Station.

d.) Pet store.

5.) What process involving alcohol is essential for human life to exist?

a.) Fermentation.

b.) Digestion of copious amounts of vodka on a Saturday night.

c.) Processing of alcohol through the liver, to keep it strong.

d.) Drinking alcohol – it’s good for the mouth and throat.

6.) Martha Washington loved her daily drinking. In the 1790’s, happy hour began at…

a.) 4:30 p.m. and didn’t end until about midnight, when Martha would retire to her bedroom for sleep.

b.) 3:00 p.m., and the cocktails continued on all afternoon until dinnertime.

c.) 2:00 p.m., ending at 6:30 for supper.

d.) 12:00 Noon, ending when the sun went down- whatever time that happened to be, depending on the season

7.) Tom Arnold, Sandra Bullock, Chevy Chase, Bill Cosby, Kris Kristofferson, and Bruce Willis all have what in common {relating to alcohol}?

a.) They’re all founders of assistance for alcoholics.

b.) They were all cycled through several alcohol rehab programs.

c.) They all used to be bartenders.

d.) They’re all hilarious when they’re drunk.